Maison Spoturno: A game of deduction


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One woman, five unlabeled testers.

Sheldrake did not endeavor to reinterpret Coty’s relics for modern sensibilities—rather, he sought to excavate and capture the signature; an essence suffused between lines, remnants of the fingerprints that pivotally patterned perfumery into the artform we indulge in today. It is this resurrected coda, this reconstituted spirit, that he used to direct the five compositions that comprise Spoturno’s debut. 

Considering the heritage allure of François Coty and his descendant, mind-pictures of inscribed perfume formulas—loopy script etched by quill tip into thick parchment—and the alchemic touch of the celebrated Sheldrake, it’s hard to imagine anyone with more than a passing interest in perfumery feeling anything but desperate to sample the Spoturno offerings.

And now, I investigate.

The clues: five unlabeled vials, and five ravaged, labeled envelopes.

Suspect #1

J’accuse! The juice color is a dead giveaway, but Suspect #1 is a positive DNA match for Spoturno 1921 Extrait.

Suspect #2

The blue tint of this vial is again a welcome signal that the fluid I examine is that of Alphée, a scent Sheldrake and Spoturno envisioned as an aquatic vignette of Corsica, a view of the family’s ancestral homeland from the bow of a seacraft. Alphée was both the name of François Coty’s spiritual father, and the name given to the boat in which Véronique Spoturno’s great-grandmother sailed the Adriatic sea. Cool waters anoint this journey. In the scintilla that dot whitecaps are reflections of gentle citruses. Chilly as a breeze carried off the ocean, gleaming as the sun that shines from above and transforms behemoth ocean waters into weightless transparencies and light, pooling turquoise etched with silver. I smell water, flowers, ozone, and incandescence. Juicy mandarin floods the citrus top–my favorite orange varietal for the tenderness of its components, its slender wedge and tendrilous pulp, its perfectly balanced sweet and tart notes. Neroli and jasmine are dominant, but I hear whispers of rose. Some will find this scent basic, which I am grateful to be at this moment, because my instantaneous love for its white florals has made this composition easy to wear and sniff nonstop. I do not find this suspect suspicious, I know who they are, and I love them.

J’accuse! I am certain this is Alphée, I am certain I want it.

The island of Corsica, France, via Vogue.

Suspect #3

From fresh, sun-risen beginnings, the suspect arches towards a velvety petaled odor of rose, still constantly interrupted by nearby citrus flowers chatting with freesia and clustered comports muguet and hyacinth. I’ve never been to Corsica, but I am currently watching Bridgerton, a show with a floral budget that rivals the GDP of a mid-size nation. What I find in our suspect is a near one-to-one of what I see on the screen, a true embarrassment of bouquet.

J’accuse! Guilty by association of freesia, Barbicaja be known.

Christopher Sheldrake and Véronique Spoturno.

Suspect #4

Our fourth suspect is a warm yellow hue. From the top I am reminded of Suspect #1, AKA Spoturo 1921 Extrait. I am confident that I’m smelling the Eau de Parfum concentration of the same product, L’Eau du Spoturno. The softer, second-born twin is muskier in the top, and the powdery florals come through more assertively. I soon pick up the plush woods and euphoric resins of vanillic benzoin that grace the base. Nothing in the blend overpowers. The citrus is muted, surrendering to smoothness of musked florals who present more animalic than in Extrait. The profile carries an elegance of a mature woman who seeks trouble at nightfall but maintains innocence during drab daytimes. Misdeeds are easily hidden by a well-groomed and tender visage. One may conduct all manner of depravity donning this scent, and walk around smelling like an angel. This potion invites you to smile as you think to yourself, “no one will ever know.”

J’accuse! L’eau du Spoturno 1921, the subdued, if more sensual, twin to Spoturno 1921 Extrait.

Suspect #5

J’accuse! I’d know a fougère in the dark. You can’t hide from me L’Ame du Phenix!


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